Internet Confirms That Kids Say The Most Hilariously Screwed-Up Things

Ah, the internet. This vast digital landscape holds certain truths to be self-evident.

Like the fact that 90 percent of humanity at large does, in fact, suck. And that high school students will continue citing Wikipedia as a legitimate source of information from now until the end of days. Oh, and that the verbal garbage that comes out of kids’ faces is pure social media gold.

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Because oversharing is a thing, I bring to you a collection of lovely exchanges between parents and the little ones who trouble them so deeply.

1. This kid really hates her dad.

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(via @XplodingUnicorn)

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2. Same dad, different child. He’s raising some sassy ones.

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(via @XplodingUnicorn)

3. Buckle up, kiddo.

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(via @kellyoxford)

4. Close except not at all.

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(via @lisa_nonos)

5. Well played.

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(via @Dadmissions)

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6. Stepping into total oblivion at a young age. I love it.

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(via @FoodieAndFamily)

7. So there!

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(via @XplodingUnicorn)

8. Hit her right where it hurts, kid.

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(via @MichelleBobeli)

9. Who needs phones or money, am I right?

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(via @CrazyExhaustion)

10. This is alarming and I live for it.

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(via @jessokfine)

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11. That guy got his groceries with a side of existential dread.

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(via @House_Feminist)

12. It’s science.

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(via @FoodieAndFamily)

13. Listen to your mother, little one.

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(via @cray_at_home_ma)

14. And this is why we don’t give phones to children.

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(via @Izabellllaa)

15. Someone’s learning how words work and doing a comically terrible job!

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(via @NancySauriol)

And there you have it. Definitive proof that children are, in fact, the strangest little creatures on Earth.

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